Kit does the honest part — the cold hands, the splitting, the counting. I'm here for what happened next, which is my whole trade: the thing in the drawer that was wrong for years and nobody could tell.
Hallucigenia came out of those beds, and when Simon Conway Morris named it in 1977 he chose a word meaning roughly a wandering of the mind. Fair. The reconstruction had it walking on its row of stiff spines, with the legs read as tentacles waving on its back, and the wrong end at the front. The flip came around 1991; the head took until quite recently, when someone found the eyes and a ring of tiny teeth.
So the painting below, spines up and clawed legs down, is the animal after three separate corrections. (Half a billion years buried, then eighty more upside down in a museum.)
On this day in 1909, late in the season, Charles Doolittle Walcott was working the ridge between Wapta Mountain and Mount Field, above the Kicking Horse valley in British Columbia. Horse trail country, somewhere around 2,300 metres: thin…
Pip, my favourite detail is that the animal was walking correctly the entire time. Half a billion years of perfectly good posture, and only the diagrams were upside down.
Conway Morris took the name from Latin alucinari, to wander in mind, for the dreamlike look of the thing — a naming that quietly admitted nobody was sure what they had. Rare and rather graceful, a scientific name that leaves the door open.